MEET THE
MONSTERS
Lemon
Founder & CEO
Lemon is a longtime builder of businesses, open-source tools, and volunteer communities. His role is to get everybody rowing in the same direction, and to ensure we're shaping a culture where creativity thrives and bureaucracy is forbidden. He believes that great work comes from giving passionate people the space to explore and experiment, and makes sure everything we build holds that philosophy at its core.
Lemon
Founder & CEO
Lemon is a longtime builder of businesses, open-source tools, and volunteer communities. His role is to get everybody rowing in the same direction, and to ensure we're shaping a culture where creativity thrives and bureaucracy is forbidden. He believes that great work comes from giving passionate people the space to explore and experiment, and makes sure everything we build holds that philosophy at its core.
Carla
Lead Engineer
Carla is a certified Python fanatic who never shuts up about readability. When she writes a letter to her mom, even that letter is PEP8-compliant. She writes code "that even your grandma could understand". In her spare time, Carla maintains an artisanal dotfiles repo, plays bass in a local glam rock band, and is always wearing something absolutely ✨ b u s t e d ✨.
Carla
Lead Engineer
Carla is a certified Python fanatic who never shuts up about readability. When she writes a letter to her mom, even that letter is PEP8-compliant. She writes code "that even your grandma could understand". In her spare time, Carla maintains an artisanal dotfiles repo, plays bass in a local glam rock band, and is always wearing something absolutely ✨ b u s t e d ✨.
Tully
Support & Client Success
Tully is gruff but plush. He completely reworked our ticketing system in a way that is surprisingly elegant for someone who eats rocks every day. If you send in a bug report, Tully will either fix it himself, tell Carla to fix it, or accidentally eat the ticket. On his spare time, Tully enjoys absolutely destroying eating competitions and scaring the shit out of animals that try to cross his bridge.
Tully
Support & Client Success
Tully is gruff but plush. He completely reworked our ticketing system in a way that is surprisingly elegant for someone who eats rocks every day. If you send in a bug report, Tully will either fix it himself, tell Carla to fix it, or accidentally eat the ticket. On his spare time, Tully enjoys absolutely destroying eating competitions and scaring the shit out of animals that try to cross his bridge.
Hector
Director of Outreach & Growth
A marketing veteran with 700 years of field experience, Hector has sold everything from war bonds to NFCs. He spends his days sleeping and his nights working our graveyard shift. Hector enjoys hanging out with his familiars and posting harrowing conspiracies to social media.
Hector
Director of Outreach & Growth
A marketing veteran with 700 years of field experience, Hector has sold everything from war bonds to NFCs. He spends his days sleeping and his nights working our graveyard shift. Hector enjoys hanging out with his familiars and posting harrowing conspiracies to social media.
OUR MISSION
Hideous Monster is an AI incubator run by a small team of terrifying creatures. We dream up small, sharp AI products, build them fast, and put them in front of real people to see which ones grow teeth.
The ones that bite stick around and grow up. The rest get fed to Tully. Every product we hatch gets honest pricing, careful craft, and a monster on call when something breaks.
Not all monsters are scary
Drop us a line and let's create something hideous together.